Die. Die. Die. 

I can’t.

1. Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

2. Basketball. Tony Parker, Timmy D, King James’ hairline, Jason Kidd’s new coaching gig, Blake Griffin.

3. Coffee.

4. Chocolate. Dark chocolate.

5. Pee’ing in the dark.

6. Checking my fiance’s web history, call log, text messages, Facebook, Tango…

7. Refreshing my e-mail every 15 seconds.

8. Reading about developmental milestones.

9. Food.

10. American Ninja Warrior.

11. Dlisted.com

12. Trashy celebrity magazines.

You’re welcome.


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