Earlier today my daughter was watching My Little Pony.
In the episode, Pinky Pie is trying to have a birthday party in the delivery room for her newborn brother and sister.
Lo: Mom, did you even try to do something like that for me?
A birthday party with cake and streamers?
Lo: Yeah? Did you even try? I mean what were you doing?
AFTER GIVING BIRTH TO YOU? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE?
Lo: Giving birth from your tummy… Well, it’s like cutting pasta but only way worser.