Confessions: Things I found behind, under, and on the sides of my couch.

I’m embarrassed to write this. I feel dirty.

1. Hair. I tend to pull and pick at my hair all night long. There was a ton of it, everywhere. My hair loss is so bad.

2. Half eaten pouches of baby food.

3. A rotten banana. Gross.

4. Socks, socks, and more socks.

5. Money!

6. Toddler shoes.

7. Hair ties, pins, products.

8. Bottle caps, beer caps.

9. Part of a pbj sandwich.

10. CRUMBS.

I need to go take a shower.

Clean your couches. More than once every 3 months.

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